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Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011
1:05 pm - Hello
It seems my LJ account is stil extant!

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Thursday, March 5th, 2009
1:06 pm - Monty found alive, Brewers Rejoice

What Ho Chums,

I just noticed its been a somewhat lengthy period since I last attempted to enliven and enlighten your happy lives with a missive on this fine site, so here I am.  How is everyone?

Oh, and occasionally poping up out of the long grass to take pot shots at The Wade doesnt count, thats more a hobby,

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Wednesday, September 6th, 2006
12:46 pm - I Survived
Well another 10 days of chaos and fun in the desert has been survioved, and our Cabaret Club Rocked!

A proper update when I get back to the UK

Woooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I have a hot tub :)

Pip pip


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Friday, August 19th, 2005
4:35 pm - Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
my answersCollapse )

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Thursday, July 7th, 2005
1:15 pm - Waves from the Bunker
Hi everyone, all a little bit hectic around here at the moment, I hope everyone is safe and well

current mood: angry

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Tuesday, June 14th, 2005
1:39 pm - Finish the Poem....
I have shamlessly pilfered this off Emma's LJ!

So chums, what should I be drinking copiusly of?

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:ukmonty
Your haiku:righting wrongs saving
planets and of course drinking
copiuos amounts of
Created by Grahame

current mood: curious

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Thursday, April 14th, 2005
5:31 am - Hmm, somethings wrong here.....
Star Wars Meme by sailor_phobos
1st 2 Ltrs of 1stname + Last 3 Ltrs of last name
1st 2ltrs of moms last name+Last 3ltrs of city brn
Sith or JediSith
Skin ColorRed
Eye ColorRed
Light Saber ColorGreen
How close you are to switching sides: 28%
You're Random Star Wars Quote:A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master
Your Padawan (if you're a jedi)mrmime
Your apprentice (if you're a sith)robinbloke
You're Mastermooncadet
Quiz created with MemeGen!

current mood: busy

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Friday, April 8th, 2005
1:24 am - Todays sanity saving Quest
Right. I have a lot to do and a rotten cold (really, not just bloke sniffles "arg, I must have the venusian flue virus, I am going to die" type thing) and more things to stuff into other things and a distinct dirth of loyal gnomes or other minions at this present time (even the temp pit is empty - result in that no more bad musak but lack of able (well available) helpers).

So, in an attempt to keep amused I thought I would pose a question or to for you lot in LJ land.

1. Whats your favorite quote:
From a book
From a Film
From a song

2. Why?

Go on, you know you want to.

Ok, off to try to press gang some minions......

current mood: awake

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Thursday, April 7th, 2005
3:03 pm - Bored, Bored Bored
Right due to the lack of a loyal gnome at the moment (TM davywavy ) in the office I have just finished stuffing folders with covers, spines and contents for a training course for tomorrow ( I just get all the best little projects to run don’t I) and I can say that it was EXTREMLY BORING.

Hence the need for a loyal gnome.

So I thought I would ask you lot out there in LJ land a questions.

What task or tasks do you think are the most tedious?

Answering this question doesn’t count by the way.

current mood: bored

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Friday, April 1st, 2005
12:31 pm - Shocking news
Its raining in North Wales. I am up here for a family get toether and a christening when the sprog is going to be "blessed" by not only having me as a Great Uncle ("That Monty, He;s Great") but aslo as her God father - queue kokes about Marlon Brando etc etc.

What are the rest of you lot up to?

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Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
11:04 am - Auction Announcment
Dear all.

For Auction, 1 Liver, of good providence

Although this item has seen a considerable amount of use it has remained a faithful servant and companion. It is now in need of a good home where it can live out its twilight years in peace.

Present owner has decided to invest in a dialysis machine and a shunt, because it will be 1. quicker and 2. less cruel to all concerned.

All bids to the usual address.


current mood: accomplished

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Friday, March 18th, 2005
12:43 pm - Ah Ha: Proof!
I was wondering if they will send the girls in the picture round? as a prioze for beinf so pure? will they? hmmmmmmmmm

(to discuss Sartre Obviously!)

Somewhat Debacherous
You are 41% pure

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 35% on purity
Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid

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Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
11:20 am - Schocker!
The Cardinal
You scored 78% Cardinal, 20% Monk, 23% Lady, and 27% Knight!
You are the real power behind the throne. No one dares dispute or refuse you. Which is good because that's how you get things done. You are also, however, completely corrupt and highly immoral. This doesn't bother you in the least as you lounge around your rich comfortable surroundings, reveling in wealth and authority.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Cardinal

You scored higher than 1% on Monk

You scored higher than 6% on Lady

You scored higher than 9% on Knight
Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on Ok Cupid

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Monday, March 14th, 2005
6:45 am
Ultimate Gamer!!
GM says drop 2d10, aanndd... you roll 86% !
What, are you a first generation gamer? Did you own the brown box?! Whatever you do in your spare time, gaming seems to be your job. Either you looked up the answers or you're the best of the best, the type that makes other gamers strive to know more. Just don't let the knowledge overwhelm the newbies, it tends to push them from the hobby. We all bow before you. You are the living nat 20, congradulations. I'm going to flee the scene now ;)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on dice
Link: The Real Gamers use Dice Test written by luminasita on Ok Cupid

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Thursday, February 24th, 2005
10:53 am - Ho Ho Ho
Ladies and gents,

Have alook at this:

Isnt life great......

PS Its work safe

current mood: blah

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Friday, February 18th, 2005
3:07 pm - Pretty Pictures



LJ friendsCollage.

Brought to you by pratibha75 and teemus.

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Tuesday, February 15th, 2005
4:41 pm - Bandwagon hoooo prt 234 Crush Meme

Number of crushes on me so far: 11

LJ username:

current mood: awake

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4:39 pm - Bandwagon Hooooooooooooooo prt 34
ukmonty's LiveJournal Slut Stats
The below percentages indicate what ukmonty has done with the 53 people on his friends list!




seen topless

seen naked

phone sexed

made out

oral sex


What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats?
Sponsored via Adult Friend Finder. Keep this meme and others like it checking it out or getting free account! You may meet the match of your dreams!

current mood: nostalgic

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Monday, February 14th, 2005
1:11 pm - Heres Monty......
Dear all

appologies for not posting for absolutly yonks. Been terribly busy righting wrongs, saving planets and, of course, drinking copiuos amounts of booze with various nubile young chums. A proper update will follow, but i thought I would share this quiz result with you, as it posses some interesting questions in relation to the relationship and interaction of perceived moral standpoints (or D&D alignments for the non roleplayer hairies out there).

As the lady said, Laters my dears.

You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that of society. Despite their chaotic tendancies, these people are good at heart.


True Neutral


Chaotic Good


Lawful Evil


Neutral Evil


Lawful Good


Chaotic Evil


Neutral Good


Chaotic Neutral


Lawful Neutral


What is your Alignment?
created with

current mood: chipper

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Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
1:14 pm - Avast Lanlubbers!

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

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